Ok, here’s a fun one.
A new study from the University of Buffalo School of Public Health tells us that the more a couple smokes pot together the less likely they are to be violent with each other.
So, let’s get this straight. The more a couple gets baked together, the more mellow and chill they get with one another? Check.
I’ve been imagining how this might work itself out in your average day-to-day stoner marriage. Perhaps like any of these scenarios.
Him: Why haven’t you been fixin’ dinner for your old man anymore?
Her: What? I fixed you Cheetos for every night this week!
Him: Uh… yea…Cheetos are awesome.
Her: Why aren’t you going to work anymore? Did you go and loose your job again?
Him: No. It’s just they were making me work at work, so I said, “Sheez, who needs that?”
Her: uh….yea… that’s awesome.
or perhaps this…
Her: The baby seems to have filled her diaper again. Can you take care of it?
Him: Sure. Let me just torch a fat one and you won’t smell it no more.
Her: uh… yea… awesome.
Him: Babe, I don’t want your old boyfriend coming around no more. I don’t like the way you sit in his lap all the time.
Her: But he’s the dude that brings those sick buds you like.
Him: Uh…yea…. he’s awesome.
So, the couple that burns a few together, don’t beat the snot out of each other.
There you have it.